like i actually just want to have sex with every hot person i see but i also want a really cute relationship with lots of kissing and cuddling but i dont want to leave my bed do you see my dilemma
(Source: rayflakes)
Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.
We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.
Oh god this made my morning.
(Source: hellyeahscarleteen)
The official South Korean trailers for BBC Sherlock.
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THIS SHOW COULD NOT GET ANY MORE GAY
i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him
(Source: mirapendejo)
I touched John Green’s crotch.
It felt mushy.
If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in.
*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places.I remember you.
(Source: masturbatorynavelgazing)
HELP
You ever thought of something and said to yourself “wow that’s the stupidest fucking idea you’ve ever had” and then you did it anyway?
Me too.
paradiselostbythedashboardlight:
inspired by this
Where’s Tony Stark?
I’m on the Dean Winchester side of this scale.
This is a book store called El Ateneo in Buenos Aires, Argentina! You can have coffee while sitting on the stage. One of my favorite places in my city.
I want to have sex here
(Source: billions-of-stars)
The Marauders Play Macbeth
Prompt Two: 1600-1900 AU
Word Count: 3468
By: LMFAOitsAlyssa (Team Incendio)
A Marauders/Wolfstar AU: the Marauders meet in drama school and search for fame together. They find it when they are cast in the first ever performance of Macbeth in 1606.
(Source: erenoa)
give me a D, give me an O, give me an N, give me an E
i can give you a D
I’ll give you an N and an O
looks like the E is…missing
let’s not forget that ‘fandom’ is ’fanatic domain’ shortened
oh
my life is a lie
oh…
UNF IS AN ACRONYM!?!
HNG means horny net geek :P
Anything else the internet needs to tell me?
Title: The Middleword
Author: frantic
Words: 2485
Rating: R
Era: Post-Azkaban
Summary: (None given) Sirius reveals why he came to mistrust Remus during the first war.
Warnings: Mentions of sexual situations, some languageThey’re sprawled over every last inch of the bed, naked as the day they were born, with Sirius’s elbow digging into Remus’s hip. It doesn’t even hurt, he thinks, grinning with faint, leftover smugness- how can that be? How can any of this be?
Note: I’m fairly certain I’ve posted something about this fic before, but I don’t really care. It’s beautifully written and tragically sweet. The little banter between Remus and Sirius is absolutely perfect. Their characters are absolutely perfect. You should read this now. It’s beautiful and heartbreaking in a good way.
The words that were always so difficult for him as a young man fairly fly from his mouth now. He will never again deny himself the uncomfortable pleasure of baring his soul to the man he has loved since what sometimes seems like the beginning of time.
(Source: umrobablynot)
