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What are pants? Pants are never necessary.
Captain Flawless (* * *)
Tumblr Girlfriend * (x)
Actual Girlfriend * (x)
Tumblr Bromance (x)
Tumblr Twin (x)
(Source: aj-cook)
i want to kiss your neck and cuddle and do cute stuff and then i want to fuck you against a shower wall ｡◕‿◕｡
EVERYTHING WAS SO
WELL
I
I JUST
I MEAN IF I SAY THIS TO MY GIRL-
I MEAN IF-
I MEAN IT WAS SO CUTE IN THE BEGINN-
fuck it
(Source: analprolapsing)
a quirky anime about a girl who disguises herself as a boy and becomes the next pope
ouran high school pope club
“Oh godDAMNIT, MARIUS”
“What? It looks nicer that way!”
“It’s not supposed to look NICE, idiot, it’s supposed to send a MESSAGE”
“it IS sending a message, Enjolras! A message that I am in LOVE!”
“i hate you so fucking much.”
Avatar Valentines/Pick-up lines
so no one told you life was gonna be this way
your blog’s a joke you’re broke your otp is gay
it’s like you’re always just stuck waiting here
for a tv show that’s not been on for months, or even for years
but, tumblr’s here for youuu, when the tears start to fall
tumblr’s here for youu, like no website before
tumblr’s here for you, ‘cause you’ve got nothing else to do
(☂) 10 himym original concepts that you love
[edit: use FILTERED tap water or bottled SPRING water for the best, purest taste. Also just use this as a stepping off point, brew tea anyway you want, as long as the end result is something that tastes good to you!]
life is really serious and miserable but
we put other people’s genitals in our mouths as a sign of affection
why are they called sexual orientations? is it like “i am facing due gay with a slight turn to boobs are still fun”
(Source: dearpadfootarchive)
you guys, i would make a really great stalker. actually thatd be nice. how do stalkers make money? are they like normal people who do it in their free time? is it like a hobby? oh what do you do in your free time? i paint, sing, golf, stalk people, collect coins…
hail satan
rain satan
snow satan
tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
(Source: the-yolocaust)
do bagels think that they’re people and we’re bagels
well there’s a bagelhead trend in Japan
Mia……………..
what the fuck
