Sometimes, I sound like Piglet.
“Oh, d-d-d-dear!” <3
KAPOLEI HIGH SHCOOL SENIORS!!!!!
janellycakes: jujuhasboobs: We’re LOSING! D; That means, we won’t get the award for homecoming this year if you guys and gals don’t come support! We need your help to pull through! PARTICIPATE IN THE MORNING & LUNCH ACTIVITIES! AND WINNNNN! DRESS OUT FOR THE THEME OF THE DAY! Wear teal, black, and silver AND SHOW UP TO BE COUNTED! With out your help, this year will be the FIRST time a...
STOP DISTRACTING ME!!! FUCK
There is no boy! A girl, sure.
Teacher: So, would it be pointless to ask you for your homework?
Teacher: What's happening, Luciane?? You're falling apart!
Me: I KNOW. I'm losing it, Miss, I'm losing it.
Teacher: Get off the phone earlier at night.
Teacher: The boy will still be there! If he's a good boy.
Me: OH MY GOSH. XD There is no boy, Miss. I promise.
…I don’t know. I just feel like dancing.
France: My teacher's such a bitch. >.<
Chick: At least she's super pregnant! Maternity leave soon! You'll have months without her! :D
France: Usually, sure. But this woman has a steel vagina! She's only taking a week off!
So, today, when we were just being a couple and...
<3 Not all people are brain-dead!
Four teenage boys have commited suicide in 3 weeks...
I feel entitled to dress like a freak at least...
Mom: It's past ten.
Mom: I'm sure you knew the time. That was my cue for you to go to sleep.
Me: Uh-huh. I got that.
I try, I try, I try, I try.
I love how The Bird and The Bee write a song about a broken heart that can make me so… happy. Wow, I’m messed up.
Some people use drugs and alcohol to escape...
gabeisinfinite: While you’re destroying your mind, I’m building mine.
gabeisinfinite: carlyincolor: jackieexx: ...
Friend 1: “What’s you guys’ ringtones?” Friend 2: “‘Teach Me How To Dougie’!” Friend 3: “‘BIG BOOTIE BITCHES’!” Friend 2: “What’s yours?” Friend 1: “The Harry Potter Theme Song…” If you can’t tell which one is me, you don’t deserve to know me. =P
Me: So, Kyleigh’s moving early in October. Dad: Ah. Well, then, don’t waste time making friends with her, and wind up in another long-distance relationship. Me: Too late. Dad: *smirk* Me: …HEY! I LOVE MY MAINLAND FRIENDS! Dad: *lolol* Me: “….Jerkface.”
The problem with life is there’s no background music.– (via gettingbyisanartform)
Some people get so annoyed
with the teenage girls with the careful makeup and their Starbucks frapps who log onto their computers to tell their friends, or the world, that “life is hard”. “You have it so easy!” they say. “All you have to worry about is homework ad your boyfriend. There are kids your age who have to worry about getting enough food or having a place to sleep at night! There are...
Here's to waking up with a smile on your face. =]
sleepingwithsirens: The Mixed Tape - Jack’s...
Alex knows how to eat toast- like a champion.
dftbaexpressions: (via ainsworths) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA! I’m such a dork for loving this. =D